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If there’s one classic Adam Herzog line, this might be it -- “Don’t be a fucking pussy.”
It’s applicable to almost every situation in which Adam finds himself, and the Raquette put-in is no exception.
“But we can drive shuttle and be back in ten minutes,” Alan said. Alan is built like a malnourished sparrow, and was wearing brand new skate shoes instead of river booties.
“Don’t be a fucking pussy. It’s faster to hike.”…Continue
Posted on July 12, 2012 at 12:46pm
Remember that time the South thought it was cool? When they pitied us because our rivers only run when it’s snowing out?
I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve heard this at the end of a list of hip bars, clean waterfalls, and vague mentions of southern belles:
“…And we have the Green. You know, it runs every day of the summer.”
God, I hate that.
(Nick hates it even more)
Guess what all you Asheville snobs? Now WE have the…Continue
Posted on October 9, 2011 at 4:41pm
Labrador Air Safari: It might not be legal to strap a boat to the pontoon and have James sit on a milkcrate in the cargo area, but it saved us 500 dollars.
Tripp, James and I are back from Quebec! Well, we’ve been back for a few weeks now, but between the Labor Day releases in New York and sneaking food from the Middlebury Dining Hall, it’s been hard to pull together a blog post. I went to the Romaine last year, full of idealism about the "Last Descent."…Continue
Posted on September 20, 2011 at 9:00am